What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

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Then came..

Nuts and Butts

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Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Next, they tried...

How do I remove frizz from hair?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Thumbs down again.

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

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Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?

Still no good.

Still no good

No way

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