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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:11

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Top 1% Biotech, A Merck Rival, Plummets On A Surprise Failure - Investor's Business Daily
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
—
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Roman Anthony joining Red Sox on Monday; No. 1 prospect gets call to majors - MassLive
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
How do I remove frizz from hair?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Patriots QB Drake Maye Discusses Offense's Progress After Day One of Minicamp - New England Patriots
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Thumbs down again.
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
7 storylines to watch with All-Star voting underway - MLB.com
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?
Still no good.
Still no good
No way